My Online Game Wife Can't Be a Girl

[Game eSports + Vicious tongue to fight fraud + Reverse manipulation + Sweet pet + Extreme pulling + Hilarious slap in the face] "My online game wife can never be a girl." When Lin Che posted this sentence on all server channels, everyone thought he was crazy. No one knew that he was dating online three years ago. The "23-year-old soft girl" Xia Xia on the other end of the video was an unshaven uncle, shyly shouting "Husband, husband, husband~" to the camera. From then on, he established an iron rule: all female accounts online are all foot-picking men. Until the system matched him with a star bow with a pink bear's head - "I also want to eat pudding today." "Brother, how old are you?" "I'm 18, just coming of age." "What a coincidence, I'm 18 too, and I've just come of age for the third time." "Okay, stop pretending, uncle." "I'm tired of seeing pink bear pictures." He thought it was a familiar script. As a result, in the dungeon, the opponent sent out a trace of wind to interrupt the boss's reading, and said lightly, "Honey, squat down quickly." Lin Che clenched her fists hard after hearing this. It seems to be able to break a planet, referred to as the starburst level. "What you do is... Professional level, right?" "Guess~" "... Shit, did you prolong the last word again?" Later, someone in the guild group asked her sister-in-law where she came from. Lin Che sneered: "Sooner or later, I will skin her." That night Pudding sent a private message: "Then I'm your wife too!" Lin Che and Hongwen threw the holographic helmet out. Lin Che! You are useless! ! !