My Sister Exposed Me on Live Broadcast, and the Whole Network Exploded

[Urban imagination + live broadcast exposure + immortality + invincible flow + contrasting and refreshing article] Just when you thought you were watching the "daily live broadcast of useless brother", the next second - the entire network began to suspect that history was fake. Lu Yan, a social worker who lives in a rented house and relies on takeout to survive, his biggest wish in life is: don't cause trouble, don't be exposed, don't be noticed by the world. But no one knows that he has lived for 5 billion years. When the earth was born, he "watched the opening of the server". When the dinosaurs went extinct, he ate melons on the spot. When Qin Shihuang unified the six kingdoms, he handed over the map. He was too slow to write Wang Xizhi and taught him "accelerated calligraphy". The things he threw carelessly in the utility room—— Bronze swords, jade seals inherited from the country, alien relics, lost ancient books - any one of them is enough to detonate the world. But he only does one thing: live in peace and be an ordinary person. Until his 19-year-old sister Su Xiaoran slipped on the live broadcast and opened his "storage space" by mistake. A live broadcast directly exploded the world's perception: "This sword... Doesn't look like a prop!" "Jade seal?? You said it was used by your brother to stamp takeout notes?!" "Alien parts?? Is your home a state secret warehouse?!" The cultural relics circle lost its voice, the scientific research community collapsed, and the official account came in overnight: "Please stop the live broadcast immediately." And Lu Yan was still watching dramas on the sofa with an innocent look on his face: "I just want to live quietly. Why did you turn me into a historical bug as soon as you started the live broadcast?" What's even more outrageous is—— As exposure escalates, the world begins to realize: The so-called history may just be "the traces left by him for too long".