[Journey to the West + Eavesdropping + Funny Tucao + Pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger + System]
Su Chen traveled through time and became a white dragon horse, and obtained the god-level salted fish voice system. As long as he complained in his heart, he could get rewards.
He cannot take the initiative to spoil the story, but Sun Wukong can hear all his thoughts!
So...
Before beating the Bone Demon, Sun Wukong heard: "This monster has a substitute. It has to be beaten three times to kill it. Tang Monk, a fool, wants to drive you away."
When passing the Tongtian River, Sun Wukong heard: "Don't worry, it's just Guanyin's pet goldfish, just wait for her to collect it."
When the Monkey King was real and fake, Sun Wukong heard: [Six-eared macaque... Tsk, Tsk, Lingshan is the one who did it, kill that one to be the real you.
Relying on this "strategy guide", Sun Wukong counterattacked and planned all the way, catching the gods and Buddhas in the sky by surprise.
Buddha: Please tell that horse to shut up!
Sun Wukong: Third brother, my good third brother, tell me quickly, what are the weaknesses of Tathagata, the boss of Lingshan?
Su Chen: Thank you for the invitation. I'm in the stable and just want to lie down. Don't disturb me! (Heart: Tathagata has too many weaknesses, let me list them for you...)
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Great writing! ! ! ! !
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