After traveling through Zhenguan for ten years, Gu Ping'an set himself three iron rules for survival in the Tang Dynasty:
First: Never take sides and never work overtime.
Second: Pretend to be ill when in trouble, and have excellent blame-shifting skills.
Third: Cherish life and stay away from Princess Pingyang Zhao's martial arts daughter Chai Lingyuan.
However, the court of the Tang Dynasty was like an evil meat grinder.
In order to avoid working, he casually spouted economic theories that filled the Tang Dynasty's treasury to capacity;
In order not to get involved in the heirloom, he took the prince to farm, and forcibly cured the depressed prince into an eternal wise king;
In order to avoid going to court, he pretended to be sick and crazy. As a result, all the powerful people in the Tang Dynasty felt that he was "playing a big game of chess".
Until one morning.
Li Shimin's imperial decree blocked the door: "Without peace in the Tang Dynasty, it is like a dark night without lights! Someone, drag Gu Guogong out of bed and go to court!"
In the bedroom, Chai Lingyuan, dressed in red, held a riding crop in her hand and lifted Gu Ping'an's quilt with a smile like a flower:
"Mr. Gu, you have been suffering from 'hemiplegia' for three years. Should you walk to Tai Chi Palace by yourself today, or should I tie you to a horse and carry you there?"
Gu Ping'an looked up at the roof helplessly: "I really can't stay in this ruined Tang Dynasty for another day!"
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