All-Round Professional: This Streamer Looks Like He’s Been to Prison

[Laugh-Out-Loud Comedy Across the Internet + Over-the-Top Stunts + Sharp-Tongued Wish Fulfillment + Regular at the Police Station]

Su Bai transmigrated to a parallel world and joined the all-profession challenge livestream Three Hundred and Sixty Trades.

From the start, he was bound to the “Hardcore Profession System.” Every time he drew a new profession, he gained max-level crime-related skills!

He drew [Locksmith] and received “Three-Second, Trace-Free Lockpicking and Safecracking.” One attempt at opening a security door brought a fully armed SWAT team rushing to surround the place.

He drew [Rideshare Driver] and received “Death-Defying Racing Skills.” He tore through the streets with a bizarre passenger, ending up in a high-speed police chase to catch a fugitive!

He drew [Film Makeup Artist] and received “Forensic-Grade Crime Scene Disguise.” It was so convincing that the entire film crew was mistaken for murder and dismemberment suspects!

That's not all. Su Bai also had a tongue “dipped in poison.” He verbally shredded bizarre passengers and unscrupulous bosses alike until they broke down and called the police!

As he unlocked more and more professions, viewers across the internet were terrified:

“Look into this. That streamer definitely has a criminal record!”

“Who works a side job and ends up at the station for tea every single day?”

Police Captain: “Su Bai, you helped us crack a serial murder case, but you're so practiced at this that it scares me...”

Su Bai shrugged helplessly. “Officer, I swear I'm a law-abiding citizen. My skills are just a little hardcore!”