What’s the best part about transmigrating into Slay the Gods? Knowing the whole plot.
What’s the most frustrating part? Say one spoiler and the System censors you into saying, “Your skirt zipper is undone.”
Jiang Xunzhou transmigrated as himself. The moment he opened his eyes, he saw a countdown to Zhao Kongcheng’s impending death hanging over his head.
He tried to shout, “Don’t go and get yourself killed,” but what came out was, “The weather’s nice today.”
He tried to write a warning, but the note read, “You put your pants on backward.”
Desperate, he ran straight to Zhao Kongcheng’s door and blocked his way. “Bro, I’m insanely good at fortune-telling. You’re going to have a bloody disaster today. Let me come along and keep you safe!”
Zhao Kongcheng thought he’d run into a lunatic.
Only later did he realize that this lunatic really did know everything.
(Reading note: Unresolved regrets from the original? I’ve fixed them all. Original pairings? Not changing a single one. How much does the protagonist talk? Try the first three chapters. If you don’t laugh, I lose.)
