[Time Travel + Hilarious + Machiavellian Strategy + Contrast + Peerless Master]
When he woke up, Zhang Tiezhu, the owner of the Northeast BBQ restaurant, became the most aggrieved puppet emperor of the Dai Viet Dynasty. In the court hall, the Queen Mother lowered the curtains, the powerful ministers were in power, and the original owner lived like a decoration clocking in for work. Then the girl from Northeast China who also came through made him even more confused.
Can this be tolerated? As soon as Zhang Tiezhu patted the dragon chair, he opened his mouth and said, "Everyone of you, how about this whole scene with me?"
The Queen Mother reprimanded? He directly responded: "You are a toad with a feather duster in it - you are pretending to be a foreign bird!" He also came with two big-eared thunderbolts. Are powerful officials making things difficult? He was so chattering that he said, "I and I are here to fight against each other, but why don't you practice being a greedy snake here?"
All civil and military officials in the court were confused and sweating when they heard this, secretly thinking that His Majesty's "ancient elegance" was so profound and unfathomable that it must contain the mind of the Godless King! From then on, Northeastern dialect became the most encrypted language in the palace.
Until the Queen Mother forced the palace, and she was attacked with swords and axes. Zhang Tiezhu glanced at the old eunuch beside him who had always lowered his eyebrows and said: "Eunuch Cao, stop being a cat and give them the whole job!"
That day, all the civil and military officials in the court were shocked to realize that the old eunuch who held a spittoon for the emperor with a smiling face turned out to be the best in the world.
While wiping the blood on his hands, Eunuch Cao smiled kindly at the stunned ministers: "My lords, Your Majesty just said that you should roll up your sleeves and work hard. We are hard of hearing and did not hear the second part of the sentence - should we finish our work and eat, or finish our work and send you on your way?"
Look at the toughest emperor, leading the strongest old eunuchs, using the most rustic dialect to rectify the most chaotic court!
Reader comments
Sounds good, please update soon
Very funny, the language is down to earth! Big cheers for the author!
Sounds good, please update soon
Very funny, the language is down to earth! Big cheers for the author!