My name is Song Jiang, a graduate student in the history department. I just died suddenly.
Good news: I traveled through time in Water Margin.
Bad news: There seems to be a bug in this world.
All 108 generals in Liangshan are women. I am the only man in the whole Song Dynasty.
Lu Zhishen, who is 1.9 Meters tall and wearing an OL suit, would take off my clothes when we met: "Let Sajia see if your small body can withstand my punch."
Wu Song, the one-armed and cold female killer, forbids any female creature to come within three meters of me. She said it was protection, but I felt it was imprisonment.
Li Kui, the black-skinned sweetheart with twin ponytails, lay on my lap and called me mommy, unable to shake me off.
Wu Yong sends me 108 pages of Excel reports every day. Sun Erniang runs a small stove in the back kitchen, and I never dare to ask about the source of her bun fillings. Hu Sanniang thought I was too weak and wanted to train me to be a "man worthy of her". The training content was to let her hit me while I hide.
"System, can I resign?"
"Ding! Main mission: complete the variety show check-in with 108 female anchors. Failure penalty: loop the first episode forever."
Others travel through time and ask for money and power.
I traveled through time to give 108 female devils training.
The first lesson of the training is called "How to Become a Top Internet Celebrity in the Song Dynasty". Don't ask me what the second lesson is, Lu Zhishen treated that textbook as a side dish and ate it with wine.