I, Lin Naixi, the greatest cultivator of the mystic arts, was ambushed by a scoundrel while ascending to immortality, and reborn.
[Ding! Heavenly Dao Livestream System activated!]
[Warning: Host’s vital signs are rapidly declining. Remaining lifespan: 23 hours, 59 minutes, 59 seconds!]
[Newbie mission: Start a livestream and earn 100 Prestige Points to exchange for 24 hours of life!]
I’m a mighty ascension-realm cultivator, and I have to keep myself alive by becoming an influencer?! (old man staring at phone.jpg)
I had no choice. To stay alive, I randomly invited someone to join the stream.
“Streamer, I get sleep paralysis every night. What should I do?”
Me (calmly): “If you don’t get rid of the corpse under your bed, not even a Golden Immortal can save you.”
[System notice: Viewer “I Don’t Believe in the Supernatural” contributed 100 Shock Points! You gained 10 hours of life!]
“Streamer, why does my son cry every night?”
Me (coldly): “Are you sure that’s your son? His soul was kidnapped three years ago.”
[System notice: Viewer “Flying General of Dragon City” contributed 1,000 Awe Points! You gained 100 hours of life!]
From then on, my livestream became the most popular wishing well on the internet.
The rich begged me to change their luck, the police asked me to be a special consultant, and top-tier stars lined up to have me read their romantic fortunes!
Me: “How much? Transfer the money first. Next.”
