Villainous Dad, Are You Planning a Rebellion Today?

[Mind-reading + pocket dimension + wish fulfillment + strong heroine + taking down scumbags]

The thousand-year-old ghost Nangong Yanshu transmigrates into the body of the true daughter of the Minister’s household, who was raised elsewhere.

Her father looks like a man of high moral character, but is a scumbag through and through. Her mother appears learned, gentle, and virtuous, but is hopelessly lovesick. And her three brothers fuss over the fake daughter, though they’re all brawn and no brains.

At a banquet in the imperial palace, the thousand-year-old ghost grins, enjoys the delicious food, and lets her inner thoughts spill out for everyone to hear.

[At three o’clock, that grown-up grinning like a laughing Buddha: Go on, keep smiling while you can! Do you have any idea? In three months, you’ll smash your head against a pillar and never smile again!]

The grown-up grinning like a laughing Buddha: …

[At six o’clock, you, yes, you! You’ll be torn apart by five horses, then wild dogs will devour your corpse. There’s no word for how tragic that is!]

Some grown-up at six o’clock: …

The emperor listens and laughs heartily, only to have joy turn to sorrow the very next moment.

[What the hell is the emperor laughing about? He’s the real culprit! For a man, he’s willing to be the bottom, and he even keeps a double-ended toy. He executes ministers, kills his own sons, and brings down the Great Xia! Good grief, he really does laugh himself to death!]

The emperor: …

Huh, isn’t that the great villain? Even after he exhausts himself and turns the tide, he still can’t stop the emperor from courting death. He dies on the city wall defending Great Xia, with barely a scrap of uninjured flesh left.

Nangong Yanshu bares her teeth and brandishes a little whip. “Villainous Dad, have you staged your rebellion today?”