Journey to the West: Crazy! This Judge Even Punished Tathagata!

[Old Six] [Civil Servant] [Policy] [Funny] Journey to the West is a calamity. The gods take the merits, but let the underworld take advantage of them and wipe their butts for free? Judge Cui, who had just awakened to the "Tiandao Compensation System", flipped the table on the spot! Tear up the Overlord's decree and establish an underworld claims office! No matter whether you are a Daluo or a quasi-sage, if you dare to kill animals illegally in the mortal world, you will have to pay a fine! No money? Deduct your luck! Deduct merit! Save your life! In the beginning, the apprentice killed the tiger demon, and Tang Monk was forcibly deducted 300 years of life, and turned into a dead tree on the spot! Guanyin failed to prevent herself from causing trouble in the underworld, but was imprisoned by the chains of heaven and sent to the eighteenth level of hell. Tathagata paid the sky-high bail with tears in her eyes! At this point, the style of Journey to the West has changed: Monsters lined up to buy accident insurance and gave away people's heads to cheat the insurance; Sun Wukong transformed into the underworld and sold crowns; Lingshan Leiyin Temple was sealed by the court! The Tathagata cried: It's just a sutra, why is my Buddhist school bankrupt? !