Journey to the West: Just as I'm About to Become an Immortal, a Monkey Overhears My Thoughts

Journey to the West, wild imagination, comedy, everyone misunderstands the protagonist, invincible hero, System Li Changsheng transmigrates to Mount Fangcun and becomes a Taoist boy who sweeps the floors. As long as he keeps his head down until his lifespan runs out, he can shed his mortal body and become an immortal, living forever. Just as his progress bar reaches 99%, Sun Wukong, newly arrived at the mountain, suddenly comes over and bows! [That old man Bodhi is a real scoundrel. He only teaches third-rate spells. You couldn’t beat a dog with them later on.] Sun Wukong is stunned. “Who’s speaking?” [If you really want to learn something, you need the Divine Elephant Suppressing Prison Force. Turn 840 million particles into divine elephants, then shatter that old fool Tathagata with one punch!] Sun Wukong promptly refuses Bodhi and clings to Li Changsheng’s leg. “Senior Brother, I want to learn the Divine Elephant Suppressing Prison Force!” Li Changsheng is dumbfounded. Trying to get out of the situation, he casually makes up a few lines of incantation. Three years later, a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers descend on Flower-Fruit Mountain. Behind Sun Wukong, countless divine elephant phantoms rise. With one swing of his staff, he smashes a hole straight through the Heavenly Court! Tathagata breaks down. “I told you to teach him the Seventy-Two Transformations, and you taught him the Mythic Great Encompassment Dao? How are we supposed to play out this Journey to the West now?!”