After I Transmigrated, I Became a Professional Roaster

My name is Jiayue Xiyu, and I’ve transmigrated into the world of Katekyo Hitman Reborn! I thought I could quietly play the part of an insignificant background character, but then on day one, Hibari Kyoya chased me down, trying to bite me to death. After school, Rokudo Mukuro cornered me in an alley to “make friends.” When I got home, I found out my butler was a fox spirit, and my drawer was stuffed with hitman job slips. Some immortal with the surname Jie had even thoughtfully assigned me a codename: Dieyue. By the way, there are now six wanted criminals from Kokuyo living at my house. Every day, they’re either fighting or on their way to a fight. And me? I’m a snarky nobody who couldn’t hurt a fly, but somehow I’ve been forced into becoming the so-called “Guardian of the Sea” and founded a cross-temporal intelligence network called “Trace-Free.” Rokudo Mukuro keeps shoving my head down, Hibari is always swinging his tonfas at me, and Gokudera is constantly trying to blow me up... I just want to ask: I can’t take another day at this school!!!