Introduction to the work
My name is Long Aotian, and I have become Emperor Chongzhen.
Others are busy saving the country when they travel through time, but I am busy enjoying happiness. On the first day of the court, I announced three things: ceding Liaodong, killing loyal ministers, and opening a harem.
As a result, the ministers collectively remonstrated and my dragon robe was torn.
I found this group of people particularly difficult to deal with. If you want to kill someone, the Ministry of Punishment says your procedure is illegal. If you want to collect taxes, the Ministry of Revenue tells you to hold a hearing first. If I want to take a concubine, my sister-in-law slaps me directly and says how dare you.
Later I learned the lesson and left everything to Wei Zhongxian. The old eunuch patted his chest and said it would be on him. As a result, he turned around and held a meeting with the cabinet and came up with something called a "consultative council."
From then on, they discussed and handled everything by themselves, and my job was to seal it. I wanted to protest, but my protest was also rejected by the parliament.
Many years later, Ming Dynasty became the overlord of Asia. I sat on the dragon chair and asked the eunuch: "What have I done in my life?"
He said: "Your Majesty, please stamp it."
"... Alright."
