Lu Yao died suddenly and transmigrated into a book. The System told her to turn her life around and ascend to immortality.
She glanced at her third Qi Refining level and immediately lay flat. "Just erase me. Dying is easier than going to work."
The System threatened to shock her with electricity. Her eyes lit up. "Go ahead. Still better than work."
The System was so furious it submitted a request to format her. She approved it with a note: "Agreed. Destroy me while you're at it." The System tearfully withdrew the request and signed a pact: You sleep, I'll give you cultivation.
The sect leader slammed the table and told her to make the top three in the Dao debate. She offered him a handful of melon seeds. After eating them, he asked where she bought them and placed two more orders.
The whole sect imagined she was a hidden expert. Everyone called her Senior Sister whenever they saw her.
Her: "All I did was take a nap?" She lay down in the back mountain and pressed on an ancient formation's core, gaining a level. She picked up a lazy fish, took a bite, and gained a level of cultivation. She took an afternoon nap in a secret realm, and an inheritance chased after her to recognize her as its master. She found it too much trouble and tried to return it. The inheritance said plaintively, "If you don't want me, I'll destroy myself."
The Demon Lord Ye Wuyuan sneaked in to kill her and take her treasure. He watched her for three days: she slept for ten hours, ate eight egg pancakes, and used a bronze mirror to check her pimples, making a Foundation Establishment senior brother so mad he toppled off the dueling platform.
He drew his sword to challenge her. She yawned. "Are you in a hurry? If not, I'll take an afternoon nap first."
The whole place fell silent. He put away his sword and sat down. "Fine. You sleep. I'll wait."
Later, he became her bodyguard, chef, husband, and chief sunshine-blocking officer.
She slept her way to Golden Core, Nascent Soul, and Spirit Transformation. When the tribulation lightning struck, she rolled over. "You're so noisy."
The tribulation lightning shrank on its own.
The Heavenly Dao said, "You can't be quite this laid-back."
She said, "What does that have to do with me?"
The Heavenly Dao said, "...Fine. You can lie there. I give up."
The entire cultivation world respectfully called her the Ancestress of Lying Flat. She waved them away with her eyes closed. "Quiet. I want to sleep until the end of time."
