[Absurd comedy + half tycoon, half sweet romance + partly serious + pseudo-System + transmigration + cultivation]
My name is Xiao Linshi, and I'm a wage slave.
I finally managed to save up some money and return to my hometown to open a shop and enjoy a quiet retirement.
Then one night, while sneaking off to eat my younger sister's snacks,
I tripped and fell, and then...
That's right, I actually transmigrated.
I arrived in a cultivation world called Hongmeng Continent.
Fortunately... I wasn't alone. I had a System that wasn't really a System.
After gaining mysterious powers,
maybe, after countless tomorrows,
I could undo my regrets and return to my hometown.
But for now, my boring life
has just received an epic update!
Cultivators of Hongmeng Continent, get ready!
And you, Heavenly Dao!
Get ready to tremble, hahaha!
[Please point out any typos or awkward sentences.]
