The Outcast: Three Thousand a Shot, Wang Ye Pins Him Against the Wall in Public

[The Outcast + Fanfiction + No Female Lead + Comedy + Invincible]

Here's the short version: Every blind box I open contains a divine artifact, but the side effects can make even the strongest extraordinary person kill himself on the spot.

Good news: Wang Ye got a teleportation skill. Bad news: He's now pinning Zhang Chulan against the wall and telling him how sweet he is.

Good news: Zhang Chulan got a life-saving straw doll. Bad news: The doll came to life, and he won the competition with his bare butt hanging out.

Good news: Zhuge Qing got a divine lie-detection technique. Bad news: He's now got an air-raid siren over his head, running around the mountain and saying the opposite of what he means.

Xia Liuqing: “I tore up my ticket and ran, but I was belting out opera tunes the whole way! The Quanxing Sect has lost every last bit of face!”

Everyone: “Chen Jingyan, are you selling magical treasures or biological weapons?!”

Chen Jingyan: (shrugs) “Just tell me, does it work or not?”

Wang Ye: “It works, sure, but now I have to wear a hood when I go out so Xu Si doesn't beat me to death.”

The result: Wang Ye went mad, Chulan cried, and the Old Celestial Master fell silent.

Not a single extraordinary person at this year's Luotian Grand Ceremony made it down the mountain on their feet, or with their dignity intact!