One Person: Three Thousand and One Shot, the King Also Banged the Wall in Front of Everyone

[Under one person + fandom + no heroine + funny + invincible] Let me talk about the conclusion first: all the artifacts in my blind box are artifacts, but the side effects can make the strongest alien commit suicide on the spot. Good news: Wang also used the teleportation skill; bad news: He is now facing the wall and Zhang Chulan said he is very sweet. Good news: Zhang Chulan fired the life-saving straw man; bad news: the straw man survived and won the game with his bare buttocks. Good news: Zhuge Qing has used the magic lie detection method; bad news: He is now running around with air-raid sirens above his head and telling sarcastic remarks. Xia Liuqing: I tore up the ticket and ran away, but I kept acting up all the way, and all my face was lost! Everyone: Chen Jingyan, are you selling magic weapons or biochemical weapons? ! Chen Jingyan: (Spreading hands) Just tell me if it works well or not? Wang Ye: It's easy to use, but now I have to wear a hood when I go out for fear of being beaten to death by Xu Si. Result: Wang Ye went crazy, Chu Lan cried, and the Heavenly Master was silent. At this Luotian Dajiao, not a single stranger walked down the mountain standing (honestly)!