After Becoming a System, I Accompanied Ying Zheng to Sweep Through All Dynasties

[Two male protagonists + cool writing + funny + no female protagonist + no harem + no holy mother + no wisdom] On the sand dune platform, as soon as Ying Zheng took his last breath, a voice that wanted to be beaten exploded in his head: "Hello, First Emperor, I am Luo Qi, the destiny-changing system that defies heaven. Accompany me to sweep past dynasties and give you immortality!" The First Emperor Long Yan was furious and wanted to kill the noisy monster with his backhand, but was thrown directly into the first world—— The civil and military officials of the entire dynasty were crying and shouting that they wanted to surrender to Wei? Ying Zheng slapped the dragon chair and beheaded Qiao Zhou on the spot: "I can't give up even an inch of my kingdom!" From then on, the scripts of the subjugation of the country and the faint king of the past dynasties were all turned into a cool story of the unification of the world by one emperor through the ages. Luo Qi evolved from the voice pack in his head into a black little cat, which he carried in his dragon robe to court every day, teasing treacherous ministers and stealing evidence; then he turned into a cold young valet, accompanying him in armor and going into battle, sharing life and death. Luo Qi complained about "tyrant dictatorship" every day, but in fact he was always the first to defend him. Watch the arrogant First Emperor use his poisonous tongue system to sweep through the five dynasties, return to the Qin Dynasty with the experience of previous dynasties, cut off the sand dune conspiracy, and create a kingdom for eternity! Small Theater On the dragon table, a black little cat squatted beside the inkstone, the tip of its tail stained with ink. Luo Qi: Brother Zheng, your memorial is too ugly. I will give you a stamp. As he spoke, he patted the top memorial with his paw, leaving a dark cat paw print. Ying Zheng (with a dark face): Luo Qi. Luo Qi (swinging his tail): You're welcome, this is the exclusive royal seal of this system. Ying Zheng picked up the skin of its neck and looked at the row of paw prints for a long time. Ying Zheng: ... It's indeed better looking than Li Si's calligraphy.