Comrade, Stop It, You Are About to Fuck Again

[Funny jokes + funny + cool articles] Lin Yuan traveled to a parallel world to become a recruit, and happened to be selected by the official recruitment program, which was broadcast live. Since then, there have been many outrageous safety regulations in the military camp, either when carrying soldiers or on the way to carry them. Safety regulations: You are not allowed to ask a weasel if I look like a general. Safety regulations: It is prohibited to tease rats near the ammunition depot, and it is prohibited to pour flammable liquids on rats. Safety regulations: It is prohibited to go to the tomb area at night to copy inscriptions and carry tombstones back to the camp. Safety regulations: It is prohibited to shock toads with electric batons. Safety regulations: It is prohibited to pretend to have low blood sugar while standing guard. Safety regulations: It is forbidden to lie on the wall and watch the old man play chess and gamble and lose his mind. Safety regulations: It is prohibited to throw smoke bombs into the pig pen. Safety regulations: Prohibited... Netizens were confused: "Comrade, please stop now. There are 30 safety regulations before joining the army and 3,000 safety regulations before retirement!"