Uma Musume: This Is a Jack-of-All-Trades Shop, Not Your Home

[Cuddly Gender-Bender]+ [Funny Daily Life]+ [System]+ [Horse Mint]

Tennai Rihaho, an ordinary Uma Musume who calls herself a “master of the art of lying flat,” somehow ends up opening a jack-of-all-trades shop.

While other Uma Musume race on the track, she runs errands: finding cats, fixing pipes, writing apology letters. She can do it all, except come in first.

In her spare time, she also chats with confused young Uma Musume. Before long, more and more girls come to confide in her, and “Rihaho is so thoughtful” turns into “Rihaho, help! I can’t live without you!”

She scratches her head. “Have you all turned me into a community venting booth?” She grumbles, but quietly makes tea for every Uma Musume who comes asking for help.

Stranger still, every time she helps an Uma Musume, she finds herself running a little faster and getting a little stronger.

The System chimes in her mind: [Request completed. Speed +1]…

Rihaho stares blankly. “So I’m… training through hardship and ascending through part-time work?”

More and more Uma Musume come asking for help, and Rihaho takes care of them one by one. At last, she spreads her hands and says, “If the money’s right, I can even take down the Emperor.”

Of course, if President Rudolph really showed up for an inspection, she’d immediately cave. “Please, have a seat, President! I’m the picture of a law-abiding citizen.”

The jack-of-all-trades shop specializes in sorting out troublemakers and stubborn people. Rihaho often says, “What’s the rush? Isn’t it nice to enjoy the scenery and carrots along the way?”

“But could you stop coming to me over every little thing?!!!”

“Hey, wait! What are you doing?! No!”