Tomb Raiding: Wu Xie’s Younger Sister’s Survival Manual

Overnight, I transmigrated and became Wu Xie’s biological younger sister. I’d planned to cling to my brother and live a peaceful life, but who knew I’d get swept into a tomb expedition as soon as I arrived? I was forced to join the five-person team made up of the Iron Triangle, Pan Zi, and Pang Zi, setting off on a perilous journey through ancient tombs.

Knowing the entire story in advance, I was determined not to change a single thing about how it unfolded. But in an ancient tomb full of danger, with zongzi, traps, and ghost soldiers attacking one after another, there was nowhere to hide. I had no choice but to find another way. If I couldn’t change the plot, I’d make it as ridiculous as possible!

While everyone else explores tombs cautiously, facing thrilling mysteries at every turn, my approach is to run and fight the whole way through. I’m no expert fighter, but I’m great at running away, and I rely on quick thinking in a fight. I can always come up with some bizarre move that leaves everyone stunned and gets us out of danger.

When danger comes rushing at me, I grab one of the five people beside me and use them as a shield, shouting my catchphrase without a hint of shame: “If you hit him/her, you can’t hit me!”

Whether it’s a vicious zongzi, a bizarre mechanism in a tomb, or a sudden sneak attack, I get out of danger with this trick, turning what should have been a tense and thrilling tomb adventure into a farce. I never change the original story, just wreak havoc in the details. The familiar plot unfolds right on schedule, but now there’s a weird teammate who spends the whole time slacking off, running away, and shifting the blame. This thrilling tomb-raiding adventure is packed with absurd highlights, balancing laughs and danger with nonstop action!

This story has an original female lead. OOC warning, read at your own discretion if that’s not your thing~