I inherited my great-uncle’s estate: a haunted, ill-fated shop, along with a cold, broken System.
The System wants me to become a fortune-stealing bandit, taking the nation’s fortune to strengthen myself?
I look at the weapons depot in the shop’s basement and immediately make three calls to report it.
“Hello? 110? I’m turning myself in...”
“Hello? State Security? I found a nuclear bomb...”
“Hello? Cultural Heritage Bureau? I think the belt of Qin Shi Huang in my house has come to life...”
After I hand the entire shop over to the state, the System finally breaks down: “Please, I’m begging you, act like a person!”
The state, my dear old dad, smiles. “Comrade Xiao Lin, the organization has decided: you’ll be the director of the Office for Strategic Misdirection and Reverse Research into Anomalous Phenomena!”
