The Return of the Condor Heroes: Storytelling and Spoilers from the Start Made Xiaolongnü Cry!

He transmigrates into the Condor Heroes world and sets up a rickety stall at the foot of Mount Zhongnan.

He raps his storyteller's block on the table, and the whole crowd erupts!

“Want to know how Xiao Longnu fell into the hands of villains? Or why Hero Guo died defending Xiangyang?”

The moment he finishes speaking, the Quanzhen Seven go into cultivation deviation on the spot, while the Golden Wheel Dharma King is so frightened that he buys an overnight train ticket back to the desert.

That very night, Xiao Longnu, eyes red, kicks the door open, a gleaming, icy sword in hand:

“Villain! How do you know the weakness in my Jade Maiden Heart Sutra? Come with me to the Ancient Tomb tonight. If you don't explain yourself, don't even think about… getting into bed!”