Let's talk about the conclusion first: I fell into the most outrageous system in the world.
Others' system: kill monsters and upgrade, and reward god-level elixirs.
My system: Before rescuing someone, ask your wife to sign the "Informed Consent Form"!
At the beginning, she was hunted down, and the beautiful young woman was poisoned and her life was hanging by a thread.
The system pops up: [Help me! But you must obtain the other party's personal consent! Violators will trigger "Tiandao Society Death", and your thoughts will be amplified and broadcast live on all channels!
I looked at the unconscious young woman and thought: Where can I get authorization? !
(In the end, I deceived "um" by proposing, and the system barely passed the decision.)
The second time, the mistress woke up and was so ashamed and angry that she slapped her back.
The system's indifferent reminder: [Today, we need to heal three times. Each time we need to be awake and authorized, we will not wholesale.
Me:……
The most amazing thing was to reshape the Taoist foundation for the master's wife later.
System: [Before the operation, all spiritual power running routes and pain sensations must be verbally informed. Violators will trigger "quackery and social death" and will make loud farts every time they perform the exercise. The volume is directly proportional to the spiritual power.
I'm here to save my wife's life, not to take the medical qualification certificate exam!
From then on, there was an "outlaw maniac" in the Jiuxiao spiritual world who made the powerful people fear him.
Facing the sky full of gods and Buddhas, I pushed up my non-existent glasses: "Don't worry, let's talk about the law first before taking action."
But no one knows that.
On the title page of the thick "Covenant of Civilizations of All Heavens" in my mind, there is actually only one iron law written there.
"The first rule in all worlds: Don't bully my wife!"
