Let’s start with the conclusion: I got stuck with the most ridiculous System in the Myriad Worlds.
Other people’s Systems: Kill monsters, level up, get rewarded with divine pills.
My System: Before saving someone, make your master’s wife sign an “Informed Consent Form”!
I’m hunted from the start, and a gorgeous young woman is poisoned and on the verge of death.
System notification: [Want to save her? Fine! But you must get her explicit consent! Violate this rule and trigger “Heavenly Law Public Humiliation”: your thoughts will be broadcast live at full volume across every channel!]
I look at the unconscious woman and ponder: How am I supposed to get her authorization?!
(In the end, I trick her into saying “yes” by proposing, and the System reluctantly counts it as a pass.)
The second time, my master’s wife wakes up, mortified and furious, and slaps me across the face.
The System coldly informs me: [You still need to treat her three times today. She must be conscious and give consent each time. No bulk authorization.]
Me: ...
The worst part comes later, when I rebuild her Dao foundation.
System: [Before the procedure, you must verbally explain every route the spiritual energy will take and all the pain involved. Violate this rule and trigger “Quack Doctor Public Humiliation”: every time you circulate your energy, you will let out a loud fart, with the volume proportional to your spiritual power.]
I’m trying to save my wife’s life, not take a medical licensing exam!
From then on, the Nine Heavens Spirit Realm gains an “outlaw” who strikes fear into the hearts of the mighty.
Facing the gods above, I push up my nonexistent glasses. “Don’t rush. Before we throw hands, let’s talk about the law.”
But no one knows.
On the title page of the thick “Myriad Worlds Civilization Pact” in my mind, there is really only one ironclad rule.
“First rule of the Myriad Worlds: Nobody gets to bully my wife!”
