Honghuang: I Opened My Mouth, and the Dao Ancestor Hauled a Train All Night

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Fantasy, wild imagination, System, invincibility, comedy, cultivation delusions, and an exhilarating Journey to the West and primordial-era adventure.

Qin Feng has just transmigrated into the primordial world and become the sect’s most good-for-nothing disciple. His senior brother humiliates him by stepping on his face, and now the sect leader wants to kick him out?

At the crucial moment, the [Reverse Blessing System] activates! As long as I sincerely offer someone a heartfelt blessing, they’ll suffer a freak accident on the level of karmic law!

From then on, Qin Feng is forced down an invincible path of “winning people over with virtue”!

I wished the sect leader a life as blessed as the Eastern Sea, and that very night he drowned in it!

I wished my senior brother would stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun, and he was instantly burned to ash by Solar True Fire!

I wished Taibai Jinxing would soar to new heights, and a giant foot kicked him all the way from Mount Hua into Lingxiao Treasure Hall!

I really was only trying to spread some warmth! So why do all the gods and Buddhas tremble when they see me? The Jade Emperor hides under his desk, and the Tathagata Buddha goes into closed-door meditation?

Then one day, Erlang Shen Yang Jian drapes an arm over my shoulder. “Brother, I’ll take you to the Flat Peach Banquet. You can give that old Jade Emperor a blessing too!”