Su Ming's dream is simple: find a team, clear a dungeon, earn some Spirit Energy Coins, and pay off his mortgage.
The reality: he has zero spiritual roots, and 127 teams have rejected him. Their reasons have evolved from "You're too weak" to "You're not good-looking enough, and you'll hurt our livestream numbers."
Until he meets a team of absolute legends:
A berserker, but with a fear of blood (he faints at the sight of it and has to be dragged away)
A healer, but with OCD (before treating anyone, she has to disinfect, line everything up, take a photo, and post it to her social media)
A tank, but socially anxious (he has to shout cringey battle lines when he raises his shield, then wants the ground to swallow him up)
