Under One Person: Mr. Tao, You Can't Predict Me with Your Fortune-Telling

I, Su Shiyi, am a salty fish who just wants to lie down. I don't know why some people always have trouble thinking about it. [Scene 1: Luotian Dajiao] My goal: to hang out for seven days and receive a participation prize of RMB 3,000. My actions: Seeing that my opponent was too fierce, I bent down to tie my shoelaces and prepared to shout "I surrender". Unexpected result: a thunder in the clear sky, accurately hitting the opponent, I... Advanced. The entire audience: "... Is this also part of Taoism?!" [Scenario 2: Mission accessible everywhere] My goal: get off work early and eat the newly opened roasted sweet potatoes at the intersection. My action: I took a shortcut and led the entire team astray. Unexpected result: The enemy's ambush from all sides was perfectly avoided. The enemy spent huge sums of money to lay a trap that only waited for a gust of wind. Wang Ye (looking at the crazily spinning compass in his hand, fell into silence): "... I'm not clean anymore." Me (gnawing on roasted sweet potato): "Taoist priest, what are you thinking about?" Wang Ye (looking at me faintly): "Think about whether I can get better in this life."