I’m Su Shiyi, a lazy fish who just wants to lie flat. I don’t know why people keep making things difficult for themselves.
[Scene One: Luotian Grand Ceremony]
My goal: kill seven days and collect the 3,000-yuan participation prize.
What I do: My opponent looks too strong, so I bend down to tie my shoe, ready to shout, “I give up.”
Unexpected result: A bolt of lightning strikes from a clear sky and hits my opponent dead-on. I... advance to the next round.
The audience: “...Is that part of Taoist magic too?!”
[Scene Two: NDT Task]
My goal: get off work early and eat a roasted sweet potato from the new shop on the corner.
What I do: Take a shortcut and lead the whole team off course.
Unexpected result: We perfectly avoid the enemy’s ambush from all sides. The traps the enemy spent a fortune laying catch nothing but a gust of wind.
Wang Ye (staring at the compass spinning wildly in his hand, falling silent): “...I’m tainted now.”
Me (biting into my roasted sweet potato): “Daoist, what are you calculating this time?”
Wang Ye (gazing at me gloomily): “Whether there’s any hope of me ever getting better.”
Yibao's golden fingers are so big that they make me happy 😘😘😘
This golden finger is so cool that it is not afraid of all attacks! Ahhhhhhh it's beautiful!!!!!!!!