Mr. Ding invited me to tea and said that the club was short of people in the police force.
I said I was a short mule and couldn't pass the exam.
Master Ding smiled: "Just get you a diploma."
So I wore a Hongxing red stick and put on a police uniform.
During the training at the police academy, I wanted to be the last person in the class and was persuaded to quit - but it turned out that I was physically stronger than the instructor and came first.
The first time I went to the police, I wanted to stay away - but I ran into Dongxing Red Stick chasing one of my own, and was forced to take action, which made it into the newspapers.
Master Ding saw the newspaper and called me to scold me for being too out of line.
Sir Fang patted me on the shoulder and said that I was the future star of the police force.
Madam Fang stared at me and asked why my resume was blank.
I don't know who I am either.
The club asked me to go undercover in the police force, and the police force thought I was an elite.
Only I know - I just want to work two jobs and make more money.
But if this continues, I'm afraid that one day, only one of these two jobs will be left.
