My Treasure Appraisals Make the Experts Cry, and I've Lived for 4.6 Billion Years

Yan Wuqi, an ultimate immortal who has lived for 4.6 billion years. Over the long ages, he once discussed the Dao with Pangu, slew every last dinosaur of the Cretaceous with a single sword, and casually advised the First Emperor as he unified the realm. Now, in peaceful times, he lives in seclusion in a city in 2026, running a secondhand pawnshop that hardly gets any customers. All he wants is to drink tea, walk his cat, and enjoy a quiet, do-nothing life. Then one day, the country's most popular fact-checking variety show, Treasure Hunt for All, barges into his little shop to make a spectacle for the cameras. An expert sneers at a rusty cleaver. “You dare price this scrap of iron at fifty yuan? This is obviously a scam!” But when the production crew, half in disbelief, takes the scrap in for material testing, the global scientific community is thrown into chaos! “The blood residue on this knife has the genes of a prehistoric Tyrannosaurus rex?!” “That scrap of stone the shopkeeper uses to prop up his table is the core of the meteorite that caused the dinosaurs' extinction?!” “That broken bowl he uses for cat food is the purple-gold alms bowl Shakyamuni used when he went begging?!” As one “junk” item after another is revealed to the entire internet, reclusive martial gods, top tycoons, and heads of state go completely berserk. They charter private planes in the middle of the night and kneel outside the pawnshop, kowtowing just for a chance to meet their venerable ancestor. And when a prehistoric behemoth lurking in the deep sea stirs, intent on destroying the world... Yan Wuqi yawns and casually flicks out a chopstick. “Those vermin I didn't finish off back then are back to disturb my sleep?” The chopstick falls, the seas surge inland, and the whole world is stunned!