[Datang + Li Shimin + Systemless + Relaxed and Funny + Misunderstanding and Brainstorming + Fake Celebrities]
Traveling through the Zhongnan Mountains of the Tang Dynasty, I encountered a real hermit who choked to death in bed at the beginning. Outside the door, Li Shimin and the prime ministers of the two dynasties were smashing the door like crazy!
In order not to be regarded as a murderer, Su Xian, a serious social animal, was forced to put on a sour Taoist robe and start a hard-core fooling school.
Faced with Li Er's request for advice on governing the country, he just wanted to go to bed quickly: "Don't worry about the KPI, you can't eat hot tofu in a hurry, understand?"
Fang Xuanling had an epiphany on the spot: "Abolish the harsh assessment and promote the old-fashioned way! You sir are a great talent!"
The body under the bed stinked, and Su Xian felt guilty and said, "That's a monstrous evil suppressed by a poor Taoist, don't act rashly!"
Unexpectedly, there was an urgent call from 800 miles away, and Luo Yi from Youzhou happened to rebel! All the civil and military officials in the court had their knees smashed: "Sir, you have such a clever plan that you can even calculate the time to raise troops!"
Su Xian collapsed, and set fire to escape in the chaos, but was regarded as "sacrifice one's life to make fire to refine the evil spirit"; the burnt Taoist robe exposed flower pants and short sleeves, and was exclaimed as "the robe of the immortal family that gave up becoming an immortal and rejuvenated youth".
Li Shimin's eyes were red, he took off his dragon robe and put it on him, and quickly mobilized five hundred mysterious knights to block the mountain top: "To protect your safety, even if the bird poops in the sky, it must be tested for poison before it can fall into your yard!"
Looking at the armored man on three levels inside and three outside, Su Xian looked up to the sky in despair: Please stop thinking about it, I really am not a crouching dragon!
