I Started with the Cultivation of a Great Emperor, and I’m Too Lazy to Pretend to Be Weak

My name is Chen Mo, and I'm a menial servant.

More precisely, I'm an Emperor who just woke up from a nap.

They say the strong like to “play the pig to eat the tiger,” but I find that exhausting.

So when someone provokes me, I turn my bedside clock upside down on the ground and drain the spiritual energy from everything within five kilometers.

When I'm surrounded, I teleport behind the Demon Venerable, pat him on the shoulder, and say, “Take another route tomorrow. I don't feel like moving.”

Question: What do you do when your strength is so ridiculously powerful that you can't hide it? Asking for a friend. No rush, though. I'll take an afternoon nap first.