Lao Jiumen Steals Pens, and His Host Is Flammable and Explosive

Name: Lao Jiumen Steals Pens, and His Host Is Flammable and Explosive
Author: Open the Coffin and Lift up the Corpse

老九门到盗笔，宿主他易燃易爆炸

by Open the Coffin and Lift up the Corpse (开棺起尸)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 349k Words
Genre: Mystery
Subgenre: Mystery High-Concept
Audience: Female
Updated: 2d ago
Source: Fanqie

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52kReads

7.5Score

8.4kShelves

172Chapters

11.5kListens

182.4kReads · all time

Synopsis

[No cp + group pet] Jiang Zhao, a member of the Green Tea Department of the Kuaishou Bureau, was directly packaged and thrown into the world of stolen pens by the newly appointed head of the Green Tea Department. Jiang Zhao: No, no one asked me for my opinion first? Wu Tang: Is your opinion important? If the mission fails, I will throw you into an interstellar prison... Jiang Zhao: A string of beautiful telegraph sounds floated by When Jiang Zhao opened his eyes again, he became a little baby. Jiang Zhao: No, can't you just let me be an adult when I pass through? Why is it that as soon as you pass, you reach an age where you can't take care of yourself? Another beautiful telegraph sound! When he was a child, Jiang Zhao was a sweet and cute spirit bead. When he grew up, Jiang Zhao was a firecracker who was afraid of chaos in the world and would explode at the slightest sign! Water Locust: After all, Buddha is also the head of the Nine Sects. Isn't it inappropriate for you to call him by his first name? Jiang Zhao swooped over and kicked the locust over. Jiang Zhao: If I dare to call, will he dare to answer? It's almost enough for him to kowtow to me during holidays! Zhang Qishan was about to speak Jiang Zhao: Shut up! Zhang Qishan: Why does the Zhang family have late marriage and late childbearing? Zhang Eshan, who tried hard to reduce his sense of presence: Lord Buddha, can we also restrain ourselves? Jie Jiu: Ah Zhao, being angry can harm your body! Jiang Zhao: If I don't vent my anger, it will hurt me even more! Wu Sansheng/Jie Lianhuan: Uncle, could you be gentler? My health insurance card is maxed out! Jiang Zhao: I didn't beat you two unfortunate things to death, which can be regarded as my good temper. Wu Xie: Grandpa, stop scolding! Stop scolding! If you scold me again, my defense will be broken! Xie Yuchen: Please let me go

Reader comments

This is a good book with a light tone and few heavy regrets! The character creation of the protagonist Jiang Zhao is particularly brilliant. As the orthodox Qilin of the Zhang family, he is extremely senior and has top strength, breaking the traditional stereotype of a cold and taciturn Qilin. In the early stage, he was entrusted to the Hong family by the Zhang family, and then returned to the Zhang family and contacted the core of the family. The original southern archives setting was also reasonably expanded (´⌣`ʃƪ), and many secrets of the hundreds of years of entanglement between the Zhang family and the Nine Sects were unearthed, which filled in the gaps left in the original work. It can be seen that the author is very familiar with the world view of stolen pens. The setting of the southern archives in the original work has also been reasonably expanded, and many secrets of the hundreds of years of entanglement between the Zhang family and the Nine Gates have been unearthed, which has filled in the gaps left in the original work. It can be seen that the author is very familiar with the world view of the stolen pen. *⁂((✪⥎✪))⁂* The relationship between Ah Zhao and the people in Jiumen is very relaxed and funny. The whole text is not filled with the strong sense of tragedy in the original work. The overall atmosphere is relaxed and healing, avoiding the full of sadness. The article is not yet finished, the plot is stable and the characters have not collapsed. It combines suspense adventure, fateful entanglements and delicate emotions. It is very suitable for readers who love the chapters of Laojiumen, prefer original and strong protagonists, and do not want to be tortured by heavy regrets. ദ്ദി๑•̀ω•́๑) I am looking forward to the later plotᕙ( •̀ ᗜ •́ )ᕗ
24 likes28d ago
Continuing the writing style of the previous books, the characters have very distinct personalities. I look forward to the performance of the master of serving green tea [eat melon] [eat melon] [eat melon] [eat melon]
15 likes2mo ago
Wuhu~~~The author's writing is so good~I've followed the book on antisocial personality from the beginning~~~It's really good! ! ! ! Highly recommended! ! ! ! ! ! I've repainted it several times~~~~
14 likes2mo ago
There is an ominous feeling that Jiang Shen is about to return again, and in the Wang family
11 likes2mo ago
This book is a fast-travel system. The inner drama and complaints of Azhao and 188 are quite rich. From time to time, I will touch cp. The plot is not the same as the previous books. It is a new way of thinking, but it is a pity that there is no systematic live broadcast section.
11 likes1mo ago
I have read all of Dada's stolen pen series, and I feel that Dada's writing has really improved a lot along the way.
5 likes2mo ago
The protagonist has a full personality and the plot is interesting. Highly recommended
5 likes2mo ago
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4 likes1mo ago
Very good. I have read other books by the author and they are very good. The protagonist is also very beautiful. I like it very much (✪▽✪)
4 likes2mo ago
It's very good-looking. Every book is very good. The characters are well told and there is no OOC. It's very delicious. I just want to chat or interact with the interstellar side more. Not too much, because it's so delicious and so good to eat. I wish Jiang Shen and Lu Qi 99 again. I want to see more of the fight between the two of them.
3 likes5d ago
I also watched the previous one, and the plot was quite smooth. Good-looking(◦˙▽˙◦)
3 likes2mo ago
I like it so much [Blowing Kiss] I have read all these books. I can't keep up with them. Please update as soon as possible [Sending Hearts][Sending Hearts][Sending Hearts]
3 likes2mo ago
The articles written by the author are very beautiful. I have been following Ajiang for a long time.
3 likes2mo ago
Every book written by Da Da is beautiful *▽*
2 likes1mo ago
I hope we can continue to maintain the previous basic level. Ps: If you need to be a nanny, please get paid accordingly.
2 likes1mo ago
The writing is very good, I have read many books [shy]
2 likes1mo ago
Why are the ratings so low? It's so beautiful.
2 likes1mo ago
Very nice. This is the third book I have read by this author.
1 like11d ago
Nice looking, I like it. I have read four of the author's books. It's also very to my liking
1 like1mo ago
It's beautiful, I want to see Shura Field
1 like2mo ago
Jiang Zhao is a bit crazy, but not as crazy as Ah Jiang
1 like1mo ago
Hahahahaha, the part where the protagonist returns to Zhang's house is really funny.
1 like22d ago
Very good, but I hope the author will update it soon, please [I'm about to cry]
1 like2mo ago
It's very interesting (=^▽^=) The author's books are all very interesting (*σ´∀`)σI have read them several times╮(‵▽′)╭
1 like1mo ago
I read this from Jiang Jiang. The boss's books are very delicious!
1 like1mo ago
It is my long-term meal ticket. Chase from beginning to end. Every book is. Big is the best. It's very touchingly written. Every book has its own highlights
1 like14d ago
Not bad, this book is very satisfying.
1 like21d ago
The author's writing style is still so good, so can the teacher write Zhang Haixia and Zhang Hailou together? I want to see the shrimp boy alive~ [Shy] Mainly because the timeline matches up.
1 like1mo ago
The content is rich, the protagonist is hilarious, and it's great to watch! Love watching! More updates! ! !
1 like1mo ago
It's super good to read. All the books in the new library are very good to read.
1 like22d ago

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