[Honghuang] [System] [Mastermind Behind the Scenes] [Blind-Box Gacha] [Lighthearted Comedy] [Invincible in His Dojo] [Multiple Heroines] [Sages Lose Their Cool]
Su Mu transmigrates to Honghuang on the eve of a calamity and becomes a weak innate spirit root at the foot of Buzhou Mountain, liable to be ground to dust at any moment by the aftermath of the war between the Wu and demon clans.
At the critical moment, he binds himself to the Primordial Blind-Box System. As long as he runs a business within his dojo, he is absolutely invincible. Powerful figures of Honghuang buy blind boxes with their fortune, merit, and magic treasures. In return, he gets a hundredfold cut, and can even rig the drop rates behind the scenes.
Tongtian gets a remnant trace of Primordial Violet Qi on his first pull and is hooked on the spot. Nuwa buys a monthly pass and becomes the first VIP lady. Taiyi, Dijun, the Twelve Ancestral Witches, the Three Pure Ones, and the Two Sages of the West soon follow suit.
Dud blind boxes, ten-pulls, pity pools, rate-up pools, buy-now-pay-later loans, and card pools exclusively for female cultivators all make their debut. The Wu and demon clans stop fighting, the Three Pure Ones go bankrupt and take jobs, the Western Teachings are put to work at sewing machines, Haotian steals Hongjun's magic treasures to pull cards, and Yaochi becomes the boss's wife at her own expense.
By the time Hongjun finally realizes the calamity has gone completely off track and the assets of the Heavenly Dao have been recklessly mortgaged, Su Mu has gone from being the owner of a shady shop at Buzhou Mountain to the creditor of the sages and the uncrowned king of Honghuang.
As the Heavenly Dao prepares to destroy and reboot the world, Su Mu calmly puts up a sign: First pull for the Heavenly Dao's spokesperson is 20% off. Hongjun's signature magic treasures are back for a limited time.
