On the first day after transmigrating, Cai Zhou was kneeling in the Golden Throne Hall when he heard the emperor on the throne shout:
“Unfilial son, why haven’t you paid your respects to me?”
He looked up.
The good news: the emperor was Chen Jie, his best friend from the dorm.
The bad news: his upper-bunk roommate still owed him 800 yuan, and now he was legally his father.
The even worse news: Chen Jie winked at him and mouthed:
“Sonny, let’s hear you call me Dad.”
Cai Zhou slammed his forehead against the floor tiles on the spot.
Not to show filial piety.
He mainly wanted to smash through the tiles and go straight back to the dorm.
