Let me talk about the conclusion first: I am almost driven crazy by my emperor boss who has terminal cancer.
My name is Lin Fan, a storyteller who makes a living by telling ghost stories.
When I talk about "Water Ghost", I want to remind everyone not to wander around the river and pay attention to safety.
After hearing this, my boss Li Shimin turned around and asked Wei Zheng to take the lead in researching "scientific water control and talismans to prevent drowning".
(Me:???)
I talked about "Mr. Zombie" because I wanted to popularize the knowledge that the glutinous rice and mahogany sword can ward off evil spirits.
After hearing this, my boss Li Shimin took the imperial seal and issued the first "Human Emperor's Edict", using the national destiny to suppress the zombies.
(Me: Brother, this gameplay is beyond the scope!)
When I talked about "The Classic of Mountains and Seas", I simply ran out of material and just made a few random remarks.
My boss Li Shimin heard this and held my hand excitedly: "Sir, you want to tell me that foreign countries are all monsters and should be conquered by divine soldiers and generals!"
Then, Cheng Yaojin carried the "immortal binding rope" and tied the Tubo demon back and tied it outside the Suzaku Gate as an "auspicious sign".
When all the nations came to court, the envoys were frightened to death.
Please, I'm such a bad storyteller!
Li Shimin (patting his shoulder): "Sir, there is no need to be too modest. I understand your profound meaning. Come on, let's discuss the plan to establish the Tang Dynasty."
I looked at the "Draft Plan of the Heavenly Court Department" that he handed over, and my eyes darkened.
Someone come and save me! ! !
