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I, Fu Yu, died once.
Just because I pointed a finger, I won the "big prize" on the flop, and then I got a shot. I mentioned the flop system.
Others have a system of traveling through time, and I have a system of being shot.
Others have always been Long Aotian, but I pretended to be a wave at the beginning, and then became unlucky.
On the first day of resurrection, the system gave me a card for free: three minutes of super speed.
I happened to be late, and as soon as the card was broken, I "swooshed" from home to the classroom, and my deskmate performed a smile freezing technique on the spot.
The system said: Complete the task and draw super power cards!
The reward is a good card, and the punishment is a bad card. It seems that you will make a profit without losing money.
I was happily fantasizing: Why don't we take some time to pause? Goddess, hey hey hey...
Until that day, the system issued the first task: to go and sing a song next to a classmate.
I thought to myself, how could my singing voice be heard by mortals? So he refused.
Then, I really drew a card——
Effect of use: Continuous farting.
Duration: forty minutes.
Scope of use: near our school teaching building.
Countdown: 23:59:59.
Forty minutes? !
Countdown? !
I stood at the door of the teaching building holding this card and fell into deep thought:
Is this fart going to happen or not?
