Slay the Gods: Don't Come Any Closer!

[Explicitly established couple + Wang Mian as the ultimate couple matchmaker + System + Pure, brainless fun + N secret identities]

"Ding!"

"This is the I Am the Ruler System, serial number 1107."

"Host, please confirm whether you wish to bind with the System."

Yu Qinghe's lips twitched. To stay alive, she had no choice but to bind, but she regretted it as soon as she did!

"Host, please shout to the sky: I have become a god! I am the ruler!"

Yu Qinghe: "???"

*

Wang Mian: "I don't know why, but Qinghe is always saying embarrassing things out of nowhere..."

Li Xuan: "I beg this ancestor not to say stuff like that to me!"

Yue Gui: "Who understands the feeling of redemption when she suddenly comes up to me and says, 'Wanna hook up, gorgeous?'"

Lin Qiye: "Why did she suddenly come running over with an evil grin on her face!!!"

Shen Qingzhu: "..."

Commander Ye's assessment:

"The kid's a good kid. It's just that she's... a little crazy."

*

"One last line! Just one last line, Host! I swear, trust me!"

"...Let's hear it."

"Just say to the three Ancient Gods, 'Your Highnesses~ Your humble concubine will send you to the underworld now~' and then kill them!"

"..."

How is that any different from telling me to go die?!