Don't Mess with My Wife's Co-Workers

My wife has a fat female colleague whom she has a good relationship with, and she comes to my house every now and then to have dinner. This girl has been single for several years and has gone on seven or eight blind dates, but none of them worked out. One time she came to eat again, holding a bowl and said pitifully: "I may be single for the rest of my life." I was a bitch and joked: "It's okay. No one wants you anymore. Our family wants you." After I said it, I forgot. My wife rolled her eyes at me and said, "You don't even know the conditions of our house. How can three people live in one bedroom and one living room?" The female colleague blushed and said nothing. I thought this matter was over. As a result, two weeks later, my wife suddenly became furious with me. She beat me and yelled, "I'm going to make you suck! I'm going to make you suck!" I was confused and asked her what happened. She cried and said: "Su Xiaotang came to me today and said that she had carefully considered it and had no objection to you. She also said that she had saved more than 400,000 yuan over the years, which she could use to help our family buy a bigger house, so that the three of us can live together in the future!" I was stunned on the spot. I thought it was just a joke, but she actually took it seriously? What I didn't expect was that this was just the beginning. In the first month after Su Xiaotang moved in, I found that the food she cooked was ten times more delicious than the takeout. In the third month, she used one sentence to wake up the work problem that I had been stuck in for half a year. Half a year later, my wife began to suspect that we were having an affair. A year later, my wife cried and begged her not to leave. And when I finally found out Su Xiaotang's true identity, I understood—— The fat girl who pitifully said that no one wanted her was not wanted at all. It's that she doesn't like anyone.