Show Off the Immortal Emperormy System Forces Me to Be the King of Rolls

Lin Que, a century-old loser of the Qingyun Sect, has only one creed in life: never stand up if you can lie down, never roll up if you can hang out, cultivate immortality only for the sake of immortality, fighting is a waste of time. After three years of joining the sect, his cultivation has stagnated, and he has been ranked first in the sect for making mistakes. He is about to be expelled from the sect, and he was accidentally bound to the "Most Compulsive King Development System". Others rely on hard work to achieve immortality, while he relies on the system to achieve immortality; while others are competitive and are involved in life and death, he just wants to eat and die and lie down until he grows old. System: No mess allowed! Practice now! Go get slapped in the face! Go counterattack! Go and dominate the three realms! Lin Que: Don't force me, or force me to lie down and pretend to be dead. From then on, the most outrageous path to immortality in the Three Realms begins—— The system issued tasks frantically, forcing him to get involved. He tried his best to deal with it, but he made mistakes and crushed the geniuses, slapped the villains in the face, and missed the unexpected opportunities. He obviously just wanted to be a salty fish, but he was forcefully forced by the system to become the strongest immortal emperor in the three realms; He was obviously trying to catch fish the whole time, but he became the most fearless boss in the entire immortal world.