[New theme] [The author is a dummy] [Gao Wu] [Take the public examination as your destiny]
Qi Ren has always believed that he is an ordinary but great time traveler.
There is only one goal in life: in this world of high-level martial arts where the superiority and inferiority of Qi, blood, and martial arts are clearly distinguished, Kaogong comes ashore, serves an iron rice bowl, and realizes the ultimate dream of working from nine to five!
It wasn't until his eighteenth birthday that his parents called him over, turned their hands into gray-white tentacles in front of him, and said gloomily: "Son, in fact, we are all pseudo-human monsters descended from aliens, and you are the highest-level first-generation seed.
It's time for you to wake up and join us in eating all mankind! "
Qi Ren broke down and cried bitterly on the spot: "Dad, Mom! Even if you are monsters, even if you are not even human, I will provide for you until you die! Just wait for me, I will buy you oranges!"
Turning around, Qi Ren rushed into the Special Defense Bureau: "Uncle policeman, I want to exterminate my relatives with justice! My parents are alien monsters, this is DNA evidence, arrest them quickly! By the way, does this count as a major meritorious performance of mine? Can I get extra points in the civil service examination?"
When the global pseudo-human crisis broke out and mankind was in dire straits, the Iceberg Goddess of the Defense Bureau and a group of senior officials looked at Qi Ren, whose mouth was full of gray slime and full of energy, and fell into deep thought.
Qi Ren wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth and took out the "Law-abiding Good Citizen Award" and helplessly spread his hands: "Slander! Pure slander! Don't I know if I am a fake? I just want to protect the stability of the country and have a big appetite!"
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Reader comments
Although he is a time traveler, his brain circuitry is no longer human-like. It is as if he has been infected by Kaogong's memetic virus and has been affected by pseudo-human cells?
Although he is a time traveler, his brain circuitry is no longer human-like. It is as if he has been infected by Kaogong's memetic virus and has been affected by pseudo-human cells?