My name is Lin Mo, and I’m a programmer.
I transmigrated into the body of a good-for-nothing young sect master in a cultivation sect.
People here cultivate through insight. I cultivate by debugging.
People here draw talismans through inspiration. I draw them by writing code.
People here endure heavenly tribulations by tanking the blows. I wrote an automated tribulation script.
Eventually, the tribulation realized it couldn’t hurt me and actually started throwing errors.
Later, the Heavenly Dao came to my door in person, saying my code had crashed its firewall.
What can I do? Just make the best of it. It’s not like I can delete the database and run away.
Oh, and that icy senior sister who’s always threatening to hit me has been looking at me more and more strangely lately.
Did she discover that I added an automatic beauty filter to her natal talisman? #Lighthearted #Funny #Talismans #ProgrammerCultivatesImmortality
Others are cultivating immortals and cultivating talismans, but he traveled through time to fix bugs.