DNDAdventureFunnyGame
"Ian, why are we adventurers?"
"To survive."
"No, I mean, dreams, glory, legends, saving the world, that sort of thing."
"I have a physical constitution of 3. Even if I take two fast steps, I will vomit blood."
"..."
"Put some magic energy to deplete your health."
"..."
"Eating roasted pig legs triggers acute bacillary dysentery."
"..."
"Okay, then why do you still want to be an adventurer?"
Ian was silent for a moment and looked up at the sky.
The sound of the wicked DM chewing potato chips could be heard in his ears.
[The main mission has been refreshed.
[If you don't start within three minutes, a demon will be randomly dropped on your face.
