Don't Call Me a Savior, I'm a Dark Sorcerer

[Dungeons & Dragons] [Adventure] [Comedy] [Game]

“Ian, why did we become adventurers?”

“To survive.”

“No, I mean things like dreams, glory, legends, saving the world.”

“My Constitution is 3. I’ll cough up blood if I walk too fast.”

“...”

“One magic blast, and I lose blood myself.”

“...”

“One bite of roast pork leg, and I get acute dysentery.”

“...”

“Fine. Then why are you still an adventurer?”

Ian fell silent for a moment, then looked up at the sky.

The sound of the heartless DM crunching potato chips came from beside him.

[The main quest has been refreshed.]

[If you don’t set off within three minutes, a demon will be randomly air-dropped onto your face.]