From the Start as the Land God of the Peach Garden, the Jade Emperor Wants Me Executed

My name is Chen Xu, and I'm the land god of the Peach Garden. I've managed to kill three of the peach trees.

In the Immortal Realm, this is neither a major matter nor a minor one.

On the one hand, the peaches are the Queen Mother's pride and joy. They flower once every three thousand years, bear fruit three thousand years later, and ripen after another three thousand. It took nine thousand years to amass this orchard. On the other hand, they're dead already. Surely no one is going to twist off the head of a lowly land god like me and gnaw on it like a peach?

But I never expected the Hall of Divine Might to hold a court assembly specifically over this matter.