I Turned Myself In for Free Meals, and the State Discovered I've Lived for Two Thousand Years

Gu Ci, who had transmigrated into this world without any official identity, just wanted to turn himself in at the police station and get free meals in prison. He casually bragged that he was two thousand years old, never expecting the authorities to pull out top-secret containment files and confront him with them one by one. When he reluctantly admitted the truth, the ability described in his diary to swallow indescribable monsters whole actually became real within him. #MakeTheFalseReal #PlayThePigToEatTheTiger #TheAuthoritiesAssumeHeIsAHiddenMaster #ImReallyNotImmortal #GainDivinePowerByBragging #TheNationBegsMeNotToEatMonsters #AnomalyContainment #Rule-basedHorror #Lovecraftian #Chinese-styleHorror #HistoricalAnomalies #UrbanMystery #MakeTheFalseReal #PlayThePigToEatTheTiger #AnomalyContainment #TheAuthoritiesAssumeHeIsAHiddenMaster