In the thirteenth year of Zhenguan, Guanyin gave me a spirit book of the three realms.
From then on I wrote a diary every day,
In the Lingshan Mountain of Heaven and the Demon Realm of Hell, all members are forced to follow up with pop-up windows!
I wrote down the truth about Wukong causing trouble in the Heavenly Palace.
I complained in public about Laojun's alchemy furnace explosion.
Jinjiaoyin complained about working overtime and getting involved.
The secrets of Kui Mulang and Baihua were revealed to me clearly.
Wang Shan wanted to review the manuscript, but he couldn't do it for me.
Guanyin only knows one sentence: "Pay attention to your propriety".
Tathagata secretly squatted and updated, not daring to say a word.
Gods and monsters from all walks of life quarrel and eat melons in the comment area every day.
I don't fight monsters and I don't get involved.
Learn from the experience and write diary full-time to complain.
The more the black stuff explodes, the more the melon gets bigger and bigger,
All the immortals and Buddhas in the sky panicked: Bajie, please stop writing!
I spread my hands: I am halfway through my diary, how can I stop updating it?
