After transmigrating into the last nine-tailed fox in the cultivation world, I promptly latched onto that incredibly unlucky, unhinged Immortal Venerable. From then on, whenever he fought, I pretended to be injured; whenever he had bad luck, I shook him down for money. The headlines of the Three Realms screamed: Shocking! Aloof Immortal Venerable fleeced by a fox spirit until he’s bankrupt! Shen Qingci scowled and grabbed me by the scruff. “Keep shaking me down, and I’ll pluck you bald.” I immediately turned to livestream the whole Three Realms. “Everyone, he’s being mean to me! Send spirit stones to soothe this fox’s heart!” Later, when the Demon Venerable invaded, he shielded me with his bloodied body. “You can shake me down, but I’m the only one you’re allowed to fleece.”